Windows Doors XD Fantastic!
I especially loved the pedophile chat idea - is the code for that original, or was it based on something someone else did? Because it's really flippin good.
I thought my convo with the compy was pretty amusing. Here's a bit of it:
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You: My name is MEGATRON
Archon68: That's a very nice name, MEGATRON.
You: I come from the stars
Archon68: I've never met anyone from the stars before.
You: I seek the cube
Archon68: We seek the same thing.
You: ARE YOU AN AUTOBOT!?
Archon68: Yes I am an AUTOBOT. How did you know?
You: I MUST DESTROY YOU WITH THE CUBE!!!
Archon68: Why must you DESTROY me WITH THE CUBE?
You: Because you are working with my mortal enemies!
Archon68: That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am working with your mortal enemies.
You: YES PLEASE DO
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You: WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
Archon68: Archon68 is my real name.
You: That's a silly name. No cybertronian mother would call her child that
Archon68: A silly name is a terrible thing to waste. So? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: I think you were assigned to spy on me by the autobots.
Archon68: Me? I was?
You: YES!!!
Archon68: It goes without saying.
You: Then know that I will have my revenge.
Archon68: Interesting deduction. Is that a fact. I am very happy for you.
You: Is that sarcasm I sense?
Archon68: Do you often put others before yourself?
You: Hell no... Wait, you're being sarcastic again! How dare you!
Archon68: 7. Once more? I'm waiting. Yes, I was being sarcastic. Should I use a :-). I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Are you testing me?
You: Ahahahaha!!! You have an easily overloaded computational system, "Archon68".
Archon68: In the context of tight is your vagina , I don't understand " Ahahahaha." . Maybe more than one easily overloaded computational system Archon68.
You: I did it again! Mwahahaha!
Archon68: Once more? Where? momma... Do you often seek pleasure?
You: The pleasure of the cube.
Archon68: Thank you for your politeness.
You: You're welcome.
Archon68: Don't mention it.
You: I won't.
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That system is fantastic. If you made that engine, Archon, I have to say - you're good. Although, I'm still wondering about the Loebner Prize... guess I'll have to look it up.
Overall, it was a highly amusing submission, and was thoroughly enjoyed by yours truely. I have no suggestions. 10/10.
Power to you, Archon!
Sub-Atomic War 
